Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Weathered Porn

Today I went to www.weather.com to see about conditions for running when I leave work. On the web site there was link for Yesterday’s weather. While I can see possible reasons people might want to click on this link (I can see myself doing so), most people probably won’t bother because they experienced yesterday’s weather. Granted people travel and might want to know what it was like back home—whatever. I have enough problems grappling with time and space, my mind not moving in linear fashion like consensus living. I don’t need some trickster poking fun, making me think that all this time I really have been moving back and forth in time—and while we’re at it, between dimensions and parallel planets—when all this time the consensus tells me this is lunatic. Or maybe I do need that trickster. Maybe I’ve been lunatic rightly. However it is, I’m pretty sure I need an enema, a full-body enema, toes to head flooded and blown out so I can see clearly again. Thank you, weather.com for this insight.

This, from a manuscript I was editing: "Even when we reanalyzed our data with a definition of arousal relaxed to include Cheshire arousals…" I shall include no more so not to breach confidentiality contracts. I’m fascinated by this Cheshire arousal. Arousals in Wonderland. Sounds like a great porn flick. A Cheshire cat appears out of the ether, bare G-cup breasts and perched on a tree limb with a knob like a dick’s at its end. Good times: Using a finger probe. This comes from the same article. I am not a dirty girl. I just report it as I see it. News at 11.

6 Comments:

Blogger kim said...

I can't think of a good reason myself why you'd need a report of yesterday's weather, but you took a good stab at it. As for porn with semi-animals in it, check out Misty Mundae in Playmate of the Apes. She also stars in a Lord of the Rings fan's dream Lord of the G-Strings. The collective 7 minutes I've seen of both are awful. Really awful.

11:00 AM  
Blogger Lucky Jim said...

I'm starting to wish I'd gotten you to talk more while I was around in Iowa City.

Or at least that someone had circulated transcripts.

1:27 PM  
Blogger Sara said...

Responding to both...

Playmate of the Apes--I missed that the first time. Now I laugh.

Spencer Short! A nice surprise. Probably wouldn't have mattered if I'd said more to you in Iowa City. Speaking Sara rarely has access to Writing Sara.

3:36 PM  
Blogger Lucky Jim said...

I was thinking a kind of cold fusion might be in ordered, with, say, bourbon as catalyst.

It would be worth the time to find out.

Hope all is well, Sara....

4:41 PM  
Blogger Lucky Jim said...

for 'ordered' read 'order', of course.

4:42 PM  
Blogger Sara said...

Though I don't seem to have the power, bourbon seems to enable Writing Sara to have access to Speaking Sara. Yes, it does.

9:47 PM  

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