After Dennis Came Warm White Horses
Dennis left the smell of oil behind him in the kitchen, and I began heating water for tea.
S asked if there was enough in the pot for him.
I lied and told him no.
I told him I had lied when I told him no.
T appeared with a big cardboard box.
I noted the box came from Evil Borders.
The box is for you, S and T said.
T handed me a knife with which I sliced open the tape across the top of the box.
Inside was full with crumpled colored newspaper.
I dug and reaped:
T asked if there was enough water in the pot for him.
S lied and told him no.
I told T that S was lying.
We all ate cheesecake in early honor of my birthday and it was good.
S asked if there was enough in the pot for him.
I lied and told him no.
I told him I had lied when I told him no.
T appeared with a big cardboard box.
I noted the box came from Evil Borders.
The box is for you, S and T said.
T handed me a knife with which I sliced open the tape across the top of the box.
Inside was full with crumpled colored newspaper.
I dug and reaped:
- a gun to blow bubbles out my car's window in spring
- a plastic empty head out of which grass will grow, gummy worms inside
- a purple lollipop which sprays purple sugar out its top
- some kind of orange biscuit biscotti cookie eats
- a gigantic psychedelicolored bouncy ball
- the game Taboo
T asked if there was enough water in the pot for him.
S lied and told him no.
I told T that S was lying.
We all ate cheesecake in early honor of my birthday and it was good.
4 Comments:
Happy day! Dennis fixes the oil and you get presents. Happy birthday/unbirthday (depending on which day it is; you might've told me and I forgot. That makes me an ass.)
I like this site look better. I would have said so earlier but blogger would not let that be the case.
it is/was your birthday/unbirthday? zoiks! and here i am wondering where all the great toys went. i would give you willy wonka and his chocolate factory because you are on fire and i like you.
Thanks you two. My birthday is Thursday (3/31. So the gifting was delightfully early.
Glomgold--so that means you're not an ass after all. Thanks for your comment on the new colors. At work the background is very pale aqua (sort of); in other places it's white. What do you see?
Transience--you're awesome. THE chocolate factory for my birthday?! That would be a fine place to set up my new toys.
It's sort of a male easter bunny blue, but I've been told my monitor displays things differently than others.
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